Hypocritical, erratic, bullheaded, big mouthed, talented, jerk, cute as a button, ugly as sin, party kid, strong, flexible, bitch, darling. Damn punk kid who survived to become a responsible adult. I am twice the person I used to be and half the person I want to be. A friend once referred to me as "a glorious asshole," and "the professor of ugly." I consider those to be compliments of the highest order.